What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 06:14

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
From Russia With Love
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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Goldfinger
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Ah so!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Moonraker
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
A View to a Kill
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Man with the Golden Gun
-J W Pepper
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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Octopussy
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Dr No
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-All the bad guys are black.
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Live and Let Die
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
You Only Live Twice
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